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Upload your CV, get a savage AI roast + actionable fixes — as a shareable meme card.
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How it works
Three steps. Zero mercy.
01
Upload your CV
PDF or Word, we handle it.
02
AI tears it apart
Get a brutally honest, meme-style roast in seconds.
03
Walk away better
Free: 3 targeted fixes. Paid ($9): full rewrite + ATS score + LinkedIn headline.
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What a Roast Looks Like
RoastMyCV · AI Verdict
"5 years of experience...
listed under 'Skills'"
babe that's not how CVs work 💀
3 Fixes Ready →
Move experience to Work History with dates
Quantify each role (e.g., 'grew revenue 23%')
Cut Skills section to 6 hard skills max
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